I found this dress at Blue Velvet Vintage for $10. I can’t decide if it’s terrible or amazing but I love it so much. I feel like a glamorous divorcee on vacation in Jamaica. I call it my How Stella Got Her Groove Back dress.

I found this dress at Blue Velvet Vintage for $10. I can’t decide if it’s terrible or amazing but I love it so much. I feel like a glamorous divorcee on vacation in Jamaica. I call it my How Stella Got Her Groove Back dress.

In Tall Buildings is one of my favorite songs in the world. The Carper Family sang it tonight, which marks the second time in two months I’ve been to a show where someone covered it. I know that doesn’t sound all that unusual or impressive but I’m still choosing to believe that this song is following me.

(Source: youtube.com)

I like to step away from Ok Stupid for a few weeks and come back to a bevy of gems like this. 

Putting aside the fact that I don’t accept ‘nice body’ as a conversation-starter unless you’re Timothy Olyphant or Jeff Goldblum (and they would never) or Wooderson from Dazed and Confused, does this mean:

a) “I think you have a nice body and I would like to inquire as to whether you’re capable of an adult relationship”

b) “You have a nice body and due to that I wonder if you’re even capable of an adult relationship.”

c) I enjoy making unwarranted and unsolicited statements about women’s bodies and emotional maturity because I’m an MRA dickface.

These are my confessions

Today I bought some Clairol Natural Instincts in medium blonde and I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t 100% because I Google image searched ‘Taylor Swift hair 2014’ last night. Whatever I can’t help it if we have a similar hairstyle and her clothes are on point. 

Still not as bad as when I brought a picture of Carey Mulligan’s pixie cut into a J.C. Penny salon, which I do NOT recommend.